come to our party. valentine's day. The Onion says so.

Hi people.

My DJ partner, John, and I are throwing a party at the Beat Kitchen on Valentine's Day (Wed). John B. (aka "The Headliner") and I (aka "Tainted Love") will be DJing all night. I really, really, really hope that y'all can come by. it's $5 to get in.

OH YEAH THE ONION talked about this in their little "Stuff To Do: Events Around Town This Valentine's Day:"
Dance (Or Die Trying): A St. Valentine's Day Massacre: The Beat Kitchen throws a dance party with DJs John B. and Melissa G. They say dance is a great aphrodisiac- but not if you're that guy who thinks finger-guns are an acceptable dance move

We're totally famous. So come out and hang with us. This will be like the Hideout circa 2001 when Saturday late-night parties were awesome. I'm so excited. And I would seriously love you forever if you could repost this or tell your friends about it.

More info:
Hosted By: John B / House Call Ent / Beat Kitchen
When: Wednesday Feb 14, 2007
at 9:00 PM
Where: Beat Kitchen
2100 W Belmont
Chicago, IL 60618
United States
Description:
John B / House Call Ent / Beat Kitchen

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